I'm Rich --- Springer Hoax

It is well documented that I am related to a Springer line. Seems like the earliest proven Springer in our line is Dennis Springer and his wife Ann Prickett. Great grandpa John Holt states in his journal that his grandmother Hannah Springer Mccoats (or was it his mother Lydia McCoats Holt) sent money to get her share of the Springer fortune.

Anyway I have been able to buy a share of stock issued in 1908 for the Springer Heirs Associated Company. My money should start pouring in any day.

Ooops according to many sources these Springer Heirs Companies were hoaxs. Dang Bernie Maddox on a smaller scale.

Well at least I have an interesting piece of history over 100 years old. I guess I can put this with my Ames stock. Did not get rich with Ames either.

Telemarketers

Since we had a hail storm a few weeks ago, the home improvement telemarketers have came out of the woodwork.
Yes, I am on the no call list, but that does not stop these scum bags.
So after I tell them they are violating the law, and getting the bull sh32 answer, I report them to the no call list police. Just google no call list
More than likely this is a waste of time, but I feel better.
I never buy from a telemarketer and I am usually rude to them, but I am the one paying for my phone.

Failed Business

I was going to start a roofing business. Lots of hail damage in the area. I was sure I could make a fortune.

My Downfall ? I can not speak Mexican !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun Room

Uncle Franklin or Uncle Jim is getting rid of his Sun Room. Actually Shirley is getting rid of it and a Green House or Solarium is replacing it.

I am guessing he was happy the way it was. The contractor wants 500 bucks to take it down and get rid of it. SOooooooooooo why not sell it on Craig's List ? It is there now.

If you need a sun room I'm guessing he will make you a sweet deal.

Blending in

Ever felt like you are part of the furniture. Do you want to blend in at parties. If so maybe you should take a look at your wardrobe.

Rump Chiropractic Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Next time your Rump Roast is sore or stiff take it to Rump Chiropractic to get it fixed. Or do you take your own rump to this place for an adjustment ?

I never knew Chiropractors were such specialists. looks like this guy has an unfortunate name. Xenia Oh has a Dr Hyman. No he is not OBYN, he is a heart specialists.

Scraggly Santa

This is one of my favorite photos. It was found in an old album. Unfortunately no names are given so I only know one person in the pic. Of course the one I know is Santa.

The little girl looks like she would like to be anywhere else but where she is. The other gal is well ok hurry up and get this over with.

Santa looks none to happy either. Looks like this was a home snapshot, notice the porch support and siding. Check out Santa's gloves, maybe those were used on Halloween for monster gloves.

Maybe Santa is related to me in someway also.

How many more children are going to suffer through the dreaded Santa visit ? Today it might be worth it, when this shot was taken these kids were lucky to get a orange, piece of candy, and a new home made dress. If it was a really good year a doll might be sitting under the tree.