Witches

Many years ago we burned witches for practicing magic. We did not get all of them. There were thousands and we only burned a few hundred. Well, the witches are still here. No, they are not the nut cases you see on TV talk shows or the ones you read about in the tabloids.

You must understand that most witches are smarter than us " normal" (whatever normal is) humans. After a few of their friends were roasted, and the not how we roast people today but burned at the stake, they realized that there was no future in the witch business. So the witches the world decided since that was politically and religiously incorrect to be a witch, they would change how they did business. Sometimes it does not pay to advertise.

First thing they did was change their name from witches to inventors. Let me say now, not all inventors are witches, but quite a few are witches. The way you tell the difference from a witch inventor and a regular inventor is that item uses magic.

A Tupperware lid uses no magic. A door lock is not magic. The original mechanical cash register and was not magic but then the witches took control of NCR and changed us over to magic cash registers.

Orval and Wilbur Wright were witches. So was Alexander Graham Bell, Marconi, Morris, Bill Gates, and anyone in the entire computer industry are witches. Can you truly believe electric and a bunch of switches will make figures move on video games. Computers without many moving parts  can do magic things. A piece of paper can be copied and sent anywhere in the world seconds. Magic.

So you see witches have used magic to take over the world. When they invent something, they worked their spells on the item, then they tell us how it works.

What most people do not know is that physics was invented by witches to explain the magic. I don't believe we need to burn these witches, for the most part they do good work. The spells are usually good. When you computer fails it's just a bad spell.

I just thought you should know the truth about witches. Don't waste your time trying to figure out how computer works, and airplane flies, or how electricity gets to your house, it's just magic.